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No cause Jancy did go a little crazy for going to a funeral, stealing a gun, having target practice bonding time, getting into a fight, finding a dying deer, getting whisked away to an alternate dimension, finding each other, being pulled out of the alternate dimension, going home, taking a shower and then have a slumber party.
ALL IN 24 HOURS
#what were they ON in season 1???#like they said speed run#I mean I love it but damn#and like little to no sleep on top of it????#two 15 year olds against the WORLD#... this is the energy I need for s5 tbh#jancy#nancy wheeler#jonathan byers#stranger things
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hitting it raw is fun and sexy and all but not more than clawing at a boy and you both being so desperate for each other and barely getting out that you guys should use condoms and watching him trip over all your shed clothes on the floor and dig through nightstand drawers and bathroom cabinets like a madman on a wild goose hunt and cheer when he finally finds them and run back to you with so much excitement and watching his brain re-freeze when he realizes he’s about to fuck you
#i said boy but i wrote this with yuuta/yuuji in mind shocker shocker i know i know i know pls hold ur surprise and applause until the end#this is also satoru#he's speed running to the bathroom and ur like satoru.... there r some in the night stand and he hits his head on the door way SPRINTING#back into the bedroom#no poise no grace and then he has the audacity to try and act smooth after like boy if u dont put the condom on and get over here 🙄#💌
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Leo Rescue and Safari costumize from episode 41
#their costumize on this ep is rather unique bcsit's like they merged their soul with the cars instead of using items/parts from the said car#unleashing their inner beast *running on all four*#boonboomger#bakuage sentai boonboomger#homura sakito#genba bureki#my art#Also!!! love the details when they speed up they have their own effects#genba with flares and sakito with purple lightning#how tf sakito gained safari's trust#is it bcs he's just as wild as animals-
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#wow i managed to speed run this november wip just because his bday is near#also my braind said the worst thing when the sun is set so i guess i need more sun#bc the way i liked how the shirt looks under the sun is way better than what i thought last night lmao#some of you guessed right that this is santiago#those four months could have gone better lmao but at least this piece is finished :D#thank you for everything#embrodery#embroidery#embroider#oscar isaac#happy birthday old man#god i love him#santiago garcia#triple frontier
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Kaeya had always been an efficient and hard-working individual (he had to be to support Diluc in the background as his brother rose thru the ranks after all).
He has so much free time because he completes all his work way ahead of schedule. And if he still has enough time, he adds more to the workload in secret.
And once all of that was done and over with, he makes time for everyone. He has to. He feels as if every moment has to be given to someone else.
No one knows how he does it. No one has to know.
Every mission has a dozen strategies in line, and every battle plan is made with efficiency in mind. His perfect record will not be tarnished. He can't risk it (even if it baffles others that he would willingly activate a ruin guard just to prevent a failed mission. Jean disagrees with his methods, but Kaeya can say that the results say otherwise)
He needs to be quick.
Efficient.
Perfect.
And so he comes and goes like the wind.
Kaeya values time because he knew every second counted. He can't just stand there as if he were frozen. Time could run out in an instant.
Kaeya had only been late once his entire life.
He'd rather he never be late ever again.
It took one day of being of being imperfect for everything to fall apart. On that tragic day...had he gotten there on time... then maybe...
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" Come on, let's get moving, traveler. We're not frozen in place after all. " Kaeya teasingly says. He stiffles a giggle at the traveler's exhasperated sigh.
"Yeah yeah, we've heard enough of you calling us a slacker. Can't you be a bit more patient?" Paimon whines at him.
Kaeya snorts, but acquiesces, hiding the shaking of his hands at the thought of being idle.
He imagines hearing a clock ticking.
Kaeya knows that that is his own problem. He tries his hardest to relax as he waits for the traveler to finish whatever they're making on the alchemy table because, seriously, it is supposed to be a relaxing day. There's nothing major going on, and his schedule is once again empty as intended. What's the hurry?
Kaeya taps his foot on the ground as he waits. He wishes he could take his own damn advice when he tells others to relax.
#kaeyachi randoms#kaeya#kaeya alberich#this is actually shorter than it originally was can yall believe?#kaeya with anxiety truther there i said it#kaeya cant stand being IDLE#get it? get it?#you see that is a play of words in reference to when he is stood idle on our screens. he is one of the more verbally impatient characters#and we also see it reflected on his actions both in fighting and at work. he has a speed boost bonus and if he isnt teleporting he is#actually moving so fast that he seems like it. this is what i also concluded that results him in large amounts of free time that only amber#seemed to be hardpressed about. the people of mondstadt find him reliable and approachable despite the lax attitude and frequent nights at#angels share. we also had lore tidbits before of kaeya straight up saying he finished all his work and jean saying that he also did the#backlogged ones. It is actually insane that we hear him relaxing frequently and i bet its not because of the lack of horses COZ LOOK AT HOW#BUSY THE OTHER CAPTAINS ARE. Also id like to think that he is a toned down noelle and that is why jean told him to watch over her training#give us noelle and kaeya interactions pls i kinda need it tbh#to all those that reached this far into the notes i actually have more to say so get ready#if it wasnt clear the only day he was late was when crepus died. everything fell apart for him that day so i can see some obsessive need to#just keep running around and doing things as efficient as possible. I also think that he found the knights slow and inefficient in several#occasions and he is willing to put them in the line of fire just to get their hearts pumping with adrenaline (and fear lol). idk kaeya is#just so anxiety-coded. impatience-core. Mr. dont waste my time type of guy. and also wow look i found a way to make his idles become angst#silly me ehe#oh youre still here? how about i tell you that kaeya-efficiency-alberich probably knows where everyone is at any time of the day?#can we honestly please give him more free time i need more of him tbh#fun reminder that bro is working around 3-4 jobs casually lmao#i also just realized that the notes is a whole nother post on its own#AND THE ACTUAL FUNNY PART IS I CAN STILL ELABORATE MORE ON THIS LMAO#wait let me add this one tiny idea too but he thinks time is so valuable. bro lost 2 dads and lost time with his bro + he significantly#lessened his time at dawn winery for quite some time. i can see why he is extroverted now.
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I practically tripped and ran to doodle this as soon as i got it!!!! This outfit was requested by @lyman-garfiel !!! ok ok ok but so i found out those are actually pants but shhh shhh we don't have to say anything! and we can enjoy Wally's knees out
I did not think i would get so many outfits requested! I'm going to be eating on these!! Feel free to just keep stacking them on me because lordy knows i love to dress this man!!
#on my knees for his knees#what? who said that?#it was me and im very loud about it ahahahah#wally darling#jazzart#welcome home#welcome home wally#outfit#ask#request#jazzanswers#im treating this like it was an ask even though it was reblogged from me#UWAAAAAAA#hes so cute hes so cute and sweet and darling!!#my heart is aching really#i honestly didnt think i would get any!!#i always say how my requests are just open!#but i got me a good handful and i will take more!!#this was pretty fast for me!#my speed run is like 4 hours apparently#my slowest time is just weeks to months depending how long i put something off and do other things ahaahahha#but these? oh i love these!!#and color palletes#time to be weighed down by love again!!#crushed really!!
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The biggest problem with listening to a british podcast as an american is that you end up saying british-isms for a week afterwards. The second biggest issue is having to stop in the middle of a car scene and mirror your mental image because you forgor
#wacky watermelons#stolen from my own message in discord bc people only respond to so much of my endless commentary about the world#and this was not one of them#buuuuut. unfortunately I am nursing another sudden new intrest.#said intrest being sherlock holmes stories and said podcast bring sherlock and co.#cant say my opinion on bbc. i unfortunately dont like cumberbatch very much tbh.#also unfortunately i am on personality lock down (new job + failing friendships) so typing this out feels like stabbing myself a little#buuut. its tumblr. we're literally all here bc we have “too intense” or “too weird” of intrests#you all do not scare me like people with proven histories of making fun of self shippers do#SORRY#the brain is running like a greased up speed cube. im very happy and having a good time. perks of sudden new intrests#i fell asleep at 10pm last night bc i was so content.#anyway. back to podcast.
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i dont wanna bring it over to the actual xpau blog but can i just announce that xpau mtt must have SOMETHING going on between them. am i being delusional??? AM I DELUSIONAL I CAN SENSE THE POLY FORMING OK I CAN SEE IT

something is Up here. i can tell something is fishy between them. something is very very polyamorous..............
#ive been thinking about xpau mttpoly ALL FUCKING DAY#XPAU MTT ARE SOOOOO FUCKING GAY AM I GOING CRAZY I THINK IM GOING CRAZY#'sibling energy' NO????? THERE IS UNDERLYING TENSION UNDERNEATH ALL THOSE PLATONIC INTERACTIONS SSUSGAHAYUAGAAHAEWU GAYGAYGAYGAY(AGYAYAGAYSG#triglycercule hasnt been thing much of a loser fan in a while but i cant stop thinking about them#Guys!! killer said while running towards dust and horror at full speed with a big fucking grin#killer you do NOT need THAT much enthusiam. unless......... youre REALLY to talk to them#hmmmmm i dunnooooooo i dont knoooooooowwwwwww :3#horrordust were just sitting in that corner the entire time while dust was recovering from the drinking contest#what could they POSSIBLY have been talking about while killer wasnt there#killer told horror that it would be better if he didnt drink. so theyve all drinken together before? alright#SOMETHING IS TBERE OK SOMETHING I DONT KNOW EHAY#triglycercule stop thinking about xpau and work on the killer analysis#IM SORRY IM TRYING THEURE JUST REALLY REALLY GAY IN XPAU I HAD TO SAY IT#tricule rant#if the creator of xpau sees this post or something i will die#however to my mutuals and followers: you should know i'm already a total fucking loser ok i reach for mttpoly like a flower grows to the sun
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your post about the tiny model mail truck crossed my dash and I'm so glad it did as I have several friends who are both USPS workers and love putting together model kits.
it sparks such joy that that post found its target audience (postal employees who love tiny things) fbfhfhdh. i'm a mail carrier and i love having a tiny shitty LLV that reminds me of the big shitty LLVs i drive at work. they're such charming vehicles and so, so very Problems.
i keep meaning to share some of my favorite tags & replies on the metal earth model LLV cuz the responses from other mail ppl especially have been cracking me up
#asks#anon#i once drove an LLV where the check engine light kept coming on but if i laid on the horn for a few seconds it would go off#i wrote it up and the next day after they said it was fixed#the check engine light no longer came on but the gas gauge was stuck at 200% full#i was just like okay ❤️ yay ❤️ hope it doesn't catch fire while i'm driving it#most of them max out at like 45 mph tops and rattle n scream like they're about to explode just to manage that#but i'm a rural carrier so a lot of the routes i run involve driving highways where the speed limit is like 50-65 mph#nothing for it but 2 throw my hazards on and chug along while everyone backed up behind me fantasizes about dismembering me in the street#charlie vs mail
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I once shamed a cop out of giving me a ticket because he was obviously new and didn’t know his shit and very easily could have caught himself an entrapment case and I sure as fuck let him know
#he was tailgating me for MILES and it was dark so I couldn’t tell it was a cop#so I speed up to 100 to pass this semi to get this guy off my ass before he runs me off the road#like I live in Flint baby they WILL run you off the fucking road here#and he was like “’you were going over 100 back there’ and I said ‘and you were about 2 fucking inches from my back bumper dickhole’#so I was like “’well we can settle this in court if you wanna take it that far and I know you’ll lose#and he let me off
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I had to give Soul Jam Descendants AU Royal Berry some cool armor. He fought in the dark flour war like come on!!
#cookie run kingdom#royal berry cookie#not main tagging choco and sphinx but they’re there lol#soul jam descendants au#me art#so this is called his Kingsbolt armor and it basically helps him smash through stuff at light speed#a funny event is that the statue of him in this armor includes a helmet so when wildberry was little#he saw the statue and wanted to be like the Kingsbolt not knowing he just became the adopted brother of said guy
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Knight Bobo, wearing some of the patterns I drew :D!
#LN#colored doodles#bobo#ft.#agata#louie#(sorry. long tags warning ¯\ (ToT) /¯)#putting the blue patterns to use even if she wasn't the intended wearer for them (hey! big bro louie just has to learn how to share! lol.)#i am actually planning to draw all three of them more along with fafnir and some other nobodies. i cri—#speaking of fafnir!!! FAFNIR???!!! offering alcoholic drinks to nidhogg in the 9th anniversary hell event????!!!#fafnir who's helping agata bobo and louie against tyr?!! who has bobo on speed dial for info as she thwarts tyr's plans??? the guy who‚ on#the night louie leaves and visits him for a drink‚ offers him instead a hot cup of MILK and teasingly calls him a child?! ASADJFJDSK!!!#(there's layers to him offering that that makes it funny‚ i promise. he offers concoctions based on a person's personality? i think??? he#offered debbie a cup of milk that TASTES like books and mela something strong. losing it ✋😭) anyways he runs an INTEL TAVERN. is aware of#most things in the north. fuck. wait! omg??? what if he's the same tavern keeper from louie's dreamweaver??? regardless he is aiding#all three of them... somehow... and he's sharing a drink with nid which is funny cause nid is the same guy who has said before ''alcohol#destroys you mind and stops you from making the right choice 🗿'' and there's fafnir sliding a drink to a sad looking nid. asdjsfkgk#FAFNIR please 😭😭😭!!! (fafnir sliding a drink to nid: make some bad choice tonight boy.)#anyways im just happy there's new fafnir art. i was not expecting it. or him alongside nid. fafnir's name is ALSO named after a dragon in#norse mythology. 🤔 turning into a dragon is a symbol of greed. damn. imagine fafnir is ALSO from frigidfog? but then again...#OKAY I'LL STOP!!! (I WILL NOT!!! I AM LOSING MY MIND! THERE'S JUST SO MUCH I CAN PLAY AROUND WITH HERE!)#wait! okay okay okay. what if for some reason fafnir is ratatoskr 👁 👁? like the role he plays as an intelligence collector adds up#... i am officially losing it. im adding too much depth to a game that has time and time again made itself shallow 😔
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Cutie: you mean to tell me that I've been using my telepathic abilities as defense mechanism this whole time
Geordi: it's common sense I fear
Also Geordi and Cutie
Geordi: this has been really fun and... unnervingly satisfying but I don't really do casual so I think you know. We should call it.
Cutie: hold on hold on, wait a minute. You can't just march these beautiful big brown eyes out of my life, baby.
Geordi: you said you want things to stay casual and I want to respect that.
Cutie: did I say that? Cause I'm revoking that. How do I show you I'm serious about that fact that I'm gone over you? I'll clear my phone contacts right now. How about dinner this weekend, that nice place you've been wanting to try but can't justify going alone?
#its like telepathy gives you a +3 charisma. he absolutely fell hard and said ill get my act together for you baby#i love this cutie yall i been cooking them up#speed run#redacted#cutie/geordi
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The amount of teeny tiny little hints to Hinata’s final breakdown throughout season 4 and even in the Nekoma movie is insane to me.
They keep talking about how the energetic bunch finally wore down and were “more tired than they realised” and I think towards the end of the movie there’s something about Hinata still being super energetic and hyped up (cue me in my seat in the theatre repeatedly saying “go to sleep go to sleep go to sleep” knowing what was gonna happen XD).
Also the part where Kenma, after all the hype and energy post match, declares “I bet I’ll get a fever after this”. Like AHHH.
And throughout the fourth season, there’s these mentions of like “make sure you get rest so we don’t get sick” and “we should take care to not get hurt”.
Obviously everyone constantly hyped up Hinata’s stamina and I know in the Inarizaki match there’s a key sequence where Atsumu sympathises with how Kageyama is ultimately forced to keep up with Hinata bc he, as a spiker, is incredibly demanding unintentionally (which is also a result of having a genius setter as your first real setting partner).
Like every time some character mentions something it just reminds me of what’s gonna come!!
#it makes me nervous but I don’t even know if we’re gonna get a post high school arc to resolve things#like they said the kamomedai match will be the last film which tells me they’re gonna speed run that match#and then speedrun the time skip and idk have the end be Hinata and Kags meet on opposite teams?#idk but there’s too much to fit in#honestly it would be kinda funny if right after the second movie is released they announce that they will be doing a final FINAL season#to do the timeskip plus the MSBY vs Schweiden Adlers match#or maybe some one off episodes to catch those little bits and pieces#manga#anime#Haikyuu to the top#Haikyuu!!#hinata shouyou
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Anyways here's my Wyll kisser Malix and Lae'zel smoocher Aranea who I plan to play eventually 🥰
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#personal#wyll#lae'zel#oc: Malix#oc: Aranea#I've just started Araneas playthrough#Malix will be my next one tbh!#that being said i do have my main playthrough as well on top of it!#I'll probably speed run that one a tiny bit tho since I've played through it 1 time before#also plan to do one for Gale and another for DJ Shadowheart.. oh that one will hurt!#also another for Astarion but like nice Astarion since i did AA 😭#anyways i have too many characters 🤣#i have romanced Karlach and Minthara already tho love them aaaa#and i dont even need to mention Shadowheart... 3 plays for her aldjkskma
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hey do you think the Crows control the mage circles in Antiva too, in some way? do you think the heads of Houses get handed the phylacteries of their mage members? do they bring in trainers from the Circles, or send them to classes in the towers, or do they have to wait for a mage to "graduate" before they can recruit them into a House properly? or are mages who are taken by the Crows just quietly ignored until the phylactery needs to be used?
#I saw One source say Antiva has Mage Circles and it's been haunting me ever since#because I just... I don't see that system working as well as it does in Fereldan#I don't see the Crows (who tend to recruit very young) leaving mages as an untapped market for their members#nor do I see them leaving them in a Tower when they could be training to be a Crow at the same time#it feels like maybe the Knife Houses would get stuck trying to snag an older mage and speed running some Crow training#while Talon Houses could just stare down the Tower and make them send tutors#I've been quietly thinking about how Viago might react to Rook de Riva getting stuck in the Fade#and how Antiva having a Circle means they have a phylactery system#and him being like “well okay you're all fucking stupid- we have their blood let's use that to track them??? idiots??”#not taking into account that I have no idea if the tracking magic would even work#or if all the Circles/Towers would use that same system outside Fereldan#and this ignores the funny little Colleges that could be a thing depending on your Inq choices lol#I'm just a Mage Origins girly so I see “circle” and “mage” and go oh!! blood fuckery!!!#the storage of said phylacteries could be either with the Houses (again Talons likely) or in the Tower(s) either works I'm just Thinking#like what if.... black market Mage Circle... just for the Crows.... it could be worse than the usual Circles.... I'm Just Thinking...#sleepy and thinking about this while editing chapter 2 instead of dunking myself into bed#just imagine Viago during the year Rook de Riva is away staring down a little vial of their blood#knowing they're just a little ritual and a few months away from being home again#I like the angst!!! I like how torturous that could be at times!!!#DAV Posting
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